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The last contest was so much fun, I’ve decided to do it again.
A free pair of hot dog cart chip clips to the best caption for this picture. FYI, the girl driving the Wienermobile was turning around in someone’s driveway, thought she was in reverse, and stepped on the gas. Turns out she was in drive…
Go ahead and leave your caption in the comments. Yes, you can leave as many captions as you want because like I said before, I don’t know how to stop you. 🙂 Whichever one tickles my funny bone the most wins. I’m closing the comments section at 6 pm central time on Wednesday Aug 19.
I’ll announce the winner right here in Thursday’s issue of Hot Dog Cart News.
Have at it!
-Steve
Apparently oscar meyer wiener superhero drives wiener mobile threw swine flu plant
Looks like someone’s in the dog house tonight…
Size does matter.
honey i’m home, you… did say delievery right ?
We Deliver … Any size order.
Honey, I think we need a bigger doggy door!
… drive “thru”.
darn these new contacts!
this doggie needs a new leash!
that’s what you call sniffing out your competitor…
“What did you expect me to do? I am a woman.”
Don’t get angry ladies…just kidding.
“All Beef hot dogs…in da house!”
The people in that house really got “dogged” out.
Hot doggit!!!
That’s what she said.
“I don’t know, what do you think ?” “I’t might just be easier to drive straight threw.”
Sometimes curb service just is not enough.
Oscar Mayer construction and remodeling, Coming soon to a living room near you.
Try our hot dogs… WE INSIST!!
Doggonit not again!
Did you see the guy who tried to put ketchup on me!
” I don’t know-it just followed me Home…Can we keep him Daddy…PLEASE”
would you like frys with that?
Bet you can’t eat just one.
Excuse me mam, this frank is a little tough to chew.
” If you can’t come to us, we’ll come to you!”
Well…you should see the one I caught that got away!!
” Now open wide”
When I said your Wiener was too small…I was only kidding!
Told ya you don’t put Ketchup on a Hot Dog
Oscar Mayer Hot Dogs Bigger Thean The Bun
This is one time it is not good to be an Oscar Mayer Weiner !
sometimes i just get steamed!!!
BABY, THATS ONE WHY TO DRIVE YOUR WIENER!!!! OH YEAH….
BABY, ITS GOING TO TAKE MORE THEN TWO HANDS TO HANDLE THIS WIENER! LOL
Let’s keep it clean folks…
Uh excuse me?? Can someone please tell me how to get to Martin Luther King Jr. Park Please??
Oh, I forgot to mention that spam comments will be deleted.
She put the pedal to the metal and the dog was on a roll!
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner…that is what I’d truly love to be…’cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner…there would be a house on top of me…..
Our dogs are so good, they’ll drive you to distraction…
Ladies and gentlemen….we have a weiner!
What d’ya mean this isn’t the carwash?!
Honey…did you hear something?
Gee…maybe we should get on our knees and pray that no one saw this.
DOG DAY AFTERNOON!
Would you like mustard with that!
Did some call for HOT DOG delivery!!!
You said bring the dog in
That dog won’t hunt!
Truly a take-home meal….
I guess I won’t be getting a raise anytime soon, huh?
Kids, don’t try this at home!
The Weinermobile has now moved to a new location….. a stationary one!!!
This a new meaning for home-sick.
Runaway dog now in the dog house!
You just can’t hide a good dog!
I guess we better stop selling the Jumbo’s
Meals on Wheels!!
I just thought of something else. Not everyone knows what the prize is…ooops!
For those of you who don’t know what a chip clip is, it’s a metal rod with 24 clips on it that is used to display your bags of chips at the HDC. It has a hook on one end so you can hang it from the underside of your umbrella.
These really help you sell more chips as they are literally in your customer’s face as they approach the cart.
You can see a picture at http://www.HotDogProfits.com/accessories.html
-Steve
I thought a crunch dog has potato chips on it.
FORGET IT I’M HAVING TYPING ISSUES TODAY, FORGIVE ME PLEASE
SHOULD HAVE BEEN
WOW I got nothing better to do this morning,
Dog in the house, where I put that bone!
Humm did I put that CARTS of CASH BOOK in here?
Hey Rick – good to hear from you!!
-Steve
“Honey I think we should have stayed with the 8-1 s”
hey Steve stop this, I’ve got so much going on in my head right now as it is, Now I’ll be trying to think of stupid things all day long, Thanks
Welcome to my world Rick 🙂
Oh, you said Chiago style “drug thru the Garden”, not the garage? Silly me…
How many hotdogs does it take to fill a garage? Apparently just one!
With enough mustard we can probably slide it right out!
I said run it threw the garden
Oscar Meyer has a way of… screwing up in my driveway!
House gets hungry .Paranormal activity loves first bite.
Is this the new location they said was perfect???
hot dog gonnit
even houses like to eat a good hotdog
Dog Bites House!
Weinermobile has entered the building!
“Are we there yet”
Did it hurt the grill
My boss is going to kill me
I thought R was for relish
I told you our business would out grow the garage some day !!!
“As we prayed to the WeinerMobile – the door suddenly opened and…..’
” Are you coming or going????”
Honey, I think we need a bigger doggy door..!
Just use more Vaseline…we can MAKE it fit!
I missed it by this much!!!!
They just dropped the big red house on the wiennermobile like it was ketchup and we all know what happens when you put ketchup on a hot dog!!!!!
This hotdog cart has a first name it’s
S-T-E-V-E
This hot dog cart has a second name it’s
S-C-H-A-I-B-L-E
If you ask me why I’ll say,
cause Steve Schaible has a way,
of smashing up his cart this way.
ONE MORE REASON NOT TO DRINK AND DRIVE !!!
Our dogs are so good, the whole house will want one
tell that driver to turn her hair off(blonde)
Close Encounters of the Weiner Kind…..coming to a home theater near you.
Maybe we should have asked instead of assuming they wanted a bun!!
If Oscar could see me now!
Oscar: Thank God I didn’t “stick” around for this!!
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Hot Dog Cart News is rated G.
I have deleted and will continue to delete any nasty, dirty, or off color comments. Even the funny ones.
You won’t win with these kinds of comments so keep it clean.
-Steve
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I guess I’m out!
Come on George, you can do it. Give me your best one…
I told you I was house broken
Oh my , I know I am the worlds best Hot Doger;
But who Parked that Super Weinie In my House?
one stuck wiener
wow what a way to get free advertisment. it made the news more then onces.
Kids” Delivery is here.
Honey”, I Thought we where going out for dinner?
HOT DOG DELIVERD IN RONALD MC’DONALDS HOUSE.
OSCAR WANTS TO PUMP YOU UP!
I THINK I’M IN THE DOG HOUSE NOW.
Hey, how did I know when they asked about multitasking, that drinking and driving didn”t count.
Have wienerful day is my motto. I don,t think she had one
I knew it was a right turn at Albequerque!!
(courtesy of Bugs Bunny)
Houston, the weiner has landed!!
House? What house?
What until Progressive gets this call!!
911 Operator-“You hit a house with a WHAT??
I told you not to bring that dog in the house!
The GEICO gecko is going to have a stroke when he sees this claim!!
dog gonit in the dog house again .
3,000 comiediens out of work and 120 hotdoggers trying to be funny
Let us give thanks for this…Wow!
when the local p.d. like to surround my cart like a swat bust I say I don/t serve doughnuts they say we want 2 dog specials.
Inside delivery
looks we need DALE ENDHARDTS PIT CREW TO FIX THIS
“The hot dog of all crashes”
Driving citation $500
Weinermobile repairs $2500
House Repairs $4800
Two guys sitting there waiting for them to open ….. Priceless
This is one hotsog that is in a pickle
Honey I shrunk the house!
Honey I shrunk the house!
House: You have to eat it, no matter what!
Way to bring it home!
“Did I do that?”
hot dogs so good it’ll drive u crazy
no guys obviously i cant still sell u 2 of the daily specials
glad we didnt add chili
you should be ashamed there is enough to share
Driver says Holy Mollie will they be the new owners of oscar meyer
Monster Cart; Never leave home without it!
I meant to say:
“Just for those special moments when you least expect it, Mustard Cart; Never leave home without it”
Do I win? 🙂
Heck! “We deliver”
Mustard, Ketchup, a house,,Whatever you want on it!
“If you can’t come to us,,,We’ll come to you.
Ohhhh! I thought you said you wanted the “House Special.”
Are you sure Steve”s plans to build a hot dog cart will pass code? Or did you just measure wrong?
When I said park it anywhere that is not what we meant
I know I said I wanted a new Dog House. But…
Ok Steve this is my last and best one,
Honey do you think this house makes my bun look bigger?