The last contest was so much fun, I’ve decided to do it again.
A free pair of hot dog cart chip clips to the best caption for this picture. FYI, the girl driving the Wienermobile was turning around in someone’s driveway, thought she was in reverse, and stepped on the gas. Turns out she was in drive…
Go ahead and leave your caption in the comments. Yes, you can leave as many captions as you want because like I said before, I don’t know how to stop you. 
Whichever one tickles my funny bone the most wins. I’m closing the comments section at 6 pm central time on Wednesday Aug 19.
I’ll announce the winner right here in Thursday’s issue of Hot Dog Cart News.
Have at it!
-Steve
jake
// Aug 16, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Apparently oscar meyer wiener superhero drives wiener mobile threw swine flu plant
Todd
// Aug 16, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Looks like someone’s in the dog house tonight…
Ron
// Aug 16, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Size does matter.
tom rago
// Aug 16, 2009 at 10:48 pm
honey i’m home, you… did say delievery right ?
jackie0h
// Aug 16, 2009 at 10:53 pm
We Deliver … Any size order.
Mitch
// Aug 16, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Honey, I think we need a bigger doggy door!
Lynn
// Aug 16, 2009 at 11:05 pm
… drive “thru”.
Lynn
// Aug 16, 2009 at 11:07 pm
darn these new contacts!
Lynn
// Aug 16, 2009 at 11:10 pm
this doggie needs a new leash!
Lynn
// Aug 16, 2009 at 11:11 pm
that’s what you call sniffing out your competitor…
Frank
// Aug 16, 2009 at 11:28 pm
“What did you expect me to do? I am a woman.”
Don’t get angry ladies…just kidding.
Frank
// Aug 16, 2009 at 11:29 pm
“All Beef hot dogs…in da house!”
RedsWife
// Aug 16, 2009 at 11:39 pm
The people in that house really got “dogged” out.
RedsWife
// Aug 16, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Hot doggit!!!
Jacks
// Aug 16, 2009 at 11:49 pm
That’s what she said.
Janet
// Aug 16, 2009 at 11:54 pm
“I don’t know, what do you think ?” “I’t might just be easier to drive straight threw.”
jim
// Aug 17, 2009 at 12:38 am
Sometimes curb service just is not enough.
jim
// Aug 17, 2009 at 12:44 am
Oscar Mayer construction and remodeling, Coming soon to a living room near you.
jim
// Aug 17, 2009 at 12:46 am
Try our hot dogs… WE INSIST!!
Robert Sarafian
// Aug 17, 2009 at 2:19 am
Doggonit not again!
Robert Sarafian
// Aug 17, 2009 at 2:22 am
Did you see the guy who tried to put ketchup on me!
Derrill
// Aug 17, 2009 at 4:22 am
would you like frys with that?
Leprechaun
// Aug 17, 2009 at 4:32 am
Bet you can’t eat just one.
Leprechaun
// Aug 17, 2009 at 4:40 am
Excuse me mam, this frank is a little tough to chew.
Joe
// Aug 17, 2009 at 4:46 am
” I don’t know-it just followed me Home…Can we keep him Daddy…PLEASE”
Mickey
// Aug 17, 2009 at 4:51 am
” If you can’t come to us, we’ll come to you!”
Pete
// Aug 17, 2009 at 4:52 am
Well…you should see the one I caught that got away!!
Mickey
// Aug 17, 2009 at 4:53 am
” Now open wide”
Don
// Aug 17, 2009 at 5:31 am
Told ya you don’t put Ketchup on a Hot Dog
Derrill
// Aug 17, 2009 at 5:48 am
sometimes i just get steamed!!!
Tim/Get Grilled
// Aug 17, 2009 at 5:57 am
When I said your Wiener was too small…I was only kidding!
JAMES
// Aug 17, 2009 at 6:03 am
BABY, THATS ONE WHY TO DRIVE YOUR WIENER!!!! OH YEAH….
JAMES
// Aug 17, 2009 at 6:04 am
BABY, ITS GOING TO TAKE MORE THEN TWO HANDS TO HANDLE THIS WIENER! LOL
steve
// Aug 17, 2009 at 6:05 am
Let’s keep it clean folks…
steve
// Aug 17, 2009 at 6:18 am
Oh, I forgot to mention that spam comments will be deleted.
pamela
// Aug 17, 2009 at 6:33 am
She put the pedal to the metal and the dog was on a roll!
Mike
// Aug 17, 2009 at 6:35 am
Oscar Mayer Hot Dogs Bigger Thean The Bun
Mike
// Aug 17, 2009 at 6:37 am
This is one time it is not good to be an Oscar Mayer Weiner !
Karen
// Aug 17, 2009 at 6:40 am
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner…that is what I’d truly love to be…’cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner…there would be a house on top of me…..
Ro
// Aug 17, 2009 at 6:43 am
Our dogs are so good, they’ll drive you to distraction…
Dave
// Aug 17, 2009 at 6:43 am
Ladies and gentlemen….we have a weiner!
Ro
// Aug 17, 2009 at 6:43 am
What d’ya mean this isn’t the carwash?!
Dave
// Aug 17, 2009 at 6:45 am
Honey…did you hear something?
Dave
// Aug 17, 2009 at 6:48 am
Gee…maybe we should get on our knees and pray that no one saw this.
Kenny
// Aug 17, 2009 at 6:53 am
DOG DAY AFTERNOON!
Chris
// Aug 17, 2009 at 7:00 am
Would you like mustard with that!
Chris
// Aug 17, 2009 at 7:00 am
Did some call for HOT DOG delivery!!!
Mike
// Aug 17, 2009 at 7:12 am
Uh excuse me?? Can someone please tell me how to get to Martin Luther King Jr. Park Please??
Mark
// Aug 17, 2009 at 7:28 am
You said bring the dog in
Arnold
// Aug 17, 2009 at 7:31 am
That dog won’t hunt!
Arnold
// Aug 17, 2009 at 7:32 am
Truly a take-home meal….
Arnold
// Aug 17, 2009 at 7:37 am
I guess I won’t be getting a raise anytime soon, huh?
Arnold
// Aug 17, 2009 at 7:38 am
Kids, don’t try this at home!
Arnold
// Aug 17, 2009 at 7:39 am
The Weinermobile has now moved to a new location….. a stationary one!!!
Arnold
// Aug 17, 2009 at 7:40 am
This a new meaning for home-sick.
Cindy
// Aug 17, 2009 at 7:43 am
Runaway dog now in the dog house!
Cindy
// Aug 17, 2009 at 7:44 am
You just can’t hide a good dog!
Steve
// Aug 17, 2009 at 7:47 am
I guess we better stop selling the Jumbo’s
Larry
// Aug 17, 2009 at 7:58 am
Meals on Wheels!!
steve
// Aug 17, 2009 at 8:08 am
I just thought of something else. Not everyone knows what the prize is…ooops!
For those of you who don’t know what a chip clip is, it’s a metal rod with 24 clips on it that is used to display your bags of chips at the HDC. It has a hook on one end so you can hang it from the underside of your umbrella.
These really help you sell more chips as they are literally in your customer’s face as they approach the cart.
You can see a picture at http://www.HotDogProfits.com/accessories.html
-Steve
jim
// Aug 17, 2009 at 8:11 am
I thought a crunch dog has potato chips on it.
THE DOGFATHER
// Aug 17, 2009 at 8:16 am
FORGET IT I’M HAVING TYPING ISSUES TODAY, FORGIVE ME PLEASE
SHOULD HAVE BEEN
THE DOGFATHER
// Aug 17, 2009 at 8:23 am
WOW I got nothing better to do this morning,
Dog in the house, where I put that bone!
THE DOGFATHER
// Aug 17, 2009 at 8:27 am
Humm did I put that CARTS of CASH BOOK in here?
steve
// Aug 17, 2009 at 8:28 am
Hey Rick – good to hear from you!!
-Steve
THE DOGFATHER
// Aug 17, 2009 at 8:32 am
hey Steve stop this, I’ve got so much going on in my head right now as it is, Now I’ll be trying to think of stupid things all day long, Thanks
steve
// Aug 17, 2009 at 8:40 am
Welcome to my world Rick
Paul A. Kaiser
// Aug 17, 2009 at 8:55 am
Oh, you said Chiago style “drug thru the Garden”, not the garage? Silly me…
Brian
// Aug 17, 2009 at 8:56 am
How many hotdogs does it take to fill a garage? Apparently just one!
Brian
// Aug 17, 2009 at 8:59 am
With enough mustard we can probably slide it right out!
Dog and Coney Show
// Aug 17, 2009 at 9:02 am
I said run it threw the garden
Brian
// Aug 17, 2009 at 9:03 am
Oscar Meyer has a way of… screwing up in my driveway!
Dog and Coney Show
// Aug 17, 2009 at 9:06 am
House gets hungry .Paranormal activity loves first bite.
Dog and Coney Show
// Aug 17, 2009 at 9:11 am
Is this the new location they said was perfect???
william marshall
// Aug 17, 2009 at 9:13 am
hot dog gonnit
william marshall
// Aug 17, 2009 at 9:14 am
even houses like to eat a good hotdog
Kirt
// Aug 17, 2009 at 9:31 am
“Honey I think we should have stayed with the 8-1 s”
Cindy
// Aug 17, 2009 at 9:33 am
Dog Bites House!
Cindy
// Aug 17, 2009 at 9:39 am
Weinermobile has entered the building!
Randy Robertson
// Aug 17, 2009 at 9:47 am
“Are we there yet”
Randy
// Aug 17, 2009 at 9:58 am
Did it hurt the grill
Randy
// Aug 17, 2009 at 9:59 am
My boss is going to kill me
Randy
// Aug 17, 2009 at 10:00 am
I thought R was for relish
Dwain Tolson
// Aug 17, 2009 at 10:01 am
I told you our business would out grow the garage some day !!!
Mark
// Aug 17, 2009 at 10:02 am
“As we prayed to the WeinerMobile – the door suddenly opened and…..’
Mark
// Aug 17, 2009 at 10:03 am
” Are you coming or going????”
Fred
// Aug 17, 2009 at 10:36 am
Honey, I think we need a bigger doggy door..!
Matt
// Aug 17, 2009 at 10:36 am
Just use more Vaseline…we can MAKE it fit!
Dog and Coney Show
// Aug 17, 2009 at 10:43 am
I missed it by this much!!!!
Dog and Coney Show
// Aug 17, 2009 at 10:48 am
They just dropped the big red house on the wiennermobile like it was ketchup and we all know what happens when you put ketchup on a hot dog!!!!!
Chris Booker
// Aug 17, 2009 at 10:57 am
This hotdog cart has a first name it’s
S-T-E-V-E
This hot dog cart has a second name it’s
S-C-H-A-I-B-L-E
If you ask me why I’ll say,
cause Steve Schaible has a way,
of smashing up his cart this way.
VIC
// Aug 17, 2009 at 11:08 am
ONE MORE REASON NOT TO DRINK AND DRIVE !!!
john
// Aug 17, 2009 at 11:19 am
Our dogs are so good, the whole house will want one
dominoman777
// Aug 17, 2009 at 11:31 am
tell that driver to turn her hair off(blonde)
Dave
// Aug 17, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Close Encounters of the Weiner Kind…..coming to a home theater near you.
carl
// Aug 17, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Maybe we should have asked instead of assuming they wanted a bun!!
carl
// Aug 17, 2009 at 12:25 pm
If Oscar could see me now!
carl
// Aug 17, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Oscar: Thank God I didn’t “stick” around for this!!
steve
// Aug 17, 2009 at 1:31 pm
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Hot Dog Cart News is rated G.
I have deleted and will continue to delete any nasty, dirty, or off color comments. Even the funny ones.
You won’t win with these kinds of comments so keep it clean.
-Steve
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George
// Aug 17, 2009 at 1:41 pm
I guess I’m out!
steve
// Aug 17, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Come on George, you can do it. Give me your best one…
Jim
// Aug 17, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I told you I was house broken
Johnnie Dray
// Aug 17, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Oh my , I know I am the worlds best Hot Doger;
But who Parked that Super Weinie In my House?
terry
// Aug 17, 2009 at 3:13 pm
one stuck wiener
clark
// Aug 17, 2009 at 3:15 pm
wow what a way to get free advertisment. it made the news more then onces.
R U Doggin It
// Aug 17, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Kids” Delivery is here.
R U Doggin It
// Aug 17, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Honey”, I Thought we where going out for dinner?
Larry
// Aug 17, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Hey, how did I know when they asked about multitasking, that drinking and driving didn”t count.
jim
// Aug 17, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Have wienerful day is my motto. I don,t think she had one
Derrick
// Aug 17, 2009 at 5:23 pm
I knew it was a right turn at Albequerque!!
(courtesy of Bugs Bunny)
joe mansu
// Aug 17, 2009 at 5:33 pm
HOT DOG DELIVERD IN RONALD MC’DONALDS HOUSE.
joe mansu
// Aug 17, 2009 at 5:37 pm
OSCAR WANTS TO PUMP YOU UP!
joe mansu
// Aug 17, 2009 at 5:40 pm
I THINK I’M IN THE DOG HOUSE NOW.
Derrick
// Aug 17, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Houston, the weiner has landed!!
Derrick
// Aug 17, 2009 at 6:13 pm
House? What house?
Derrick
// Aug 17, 2009 at 6:15 pm
What until Progressive gets this call!!
Derrick
// Aug 17, 2009 at 6:16 pm
911 Operator-”You hit a house with a WHAT??
Cindy
// Aug 17, 2009 at 7:03 pm
I told you not to bring that dog in the house!
Derrick
// Aug 17, 2009 at 7:06 pm
The GEICO gecko is going to have a stroke when he sees this claim!!
russ coaklkey
// Aug 17, 2009 at 7:36 pm
dog gonit in the dog house again .
jim
// Aug 17, 2009 at 8:03 pm
3,000 comiediens out of work and 120 hotdoggers trying to be funny
Ralph
// Aug 17, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Let us give thanks for this…Wow!
jim
// Aug 17, 2009 at 8:06 pm
when the local p.d. like to surround my cart like a swat bust I say I don/t serve doughnuts they say we want 2 dog specials.
Ralph
// Aug 17, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Inside delivery
jim
// Aug 17, 2009 at 8:10 pm
looks we need DALE ENDHARDTS PIT CREW TO FIX THIS
Bryan Schulte
// Aug 17, 2009 at 8:42 pm
“The hot dog of all crashes”
Larry
// Aug 17, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Driving citation $500
Weinermobile repairs $2500
House Repairs $4800
Two guys sitting there waiting for them to open ….. Priceless
Tim/Get Grilled
// Aug 18, 2009 at 6:37 am
This is one hotsog that is in a pickle
Andy
// Aug 18, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Honey I shrunk the house!
Andy
// Aug 18, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Honey I shrunk the house!
Walter
// Aug 18, 2009 at 4:02 pm
House: You have to eat it, no matter what!
Joe P.
// Aug 18, 2009 at 6:19 pm
“Did I do that?”
Tim/Get Grilled
// Aug 18, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Way to bring it home!
william marshall
// Aug 18, 2009 at 7:33 pm
hot dogs so good it’ll drive u crazy
william marshall
// Aug 18, 2009 at 7:35 pm
no guys obviously i cant still sell u 2 of the daily specials
william marshall
// Aug 18, 2009 at 7:36 pm
glad we didnt add chili
william marshall
// Aug 18, 2009 at 7:37 pm
you should be ashamed there is enough to share
jim
// Aug 18, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Driver says Holy Mollie will they be the new owners of oscar meyer
Louise
// Aug 18, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Monster Cart; Never leave home without it!
Louise
// Aug 18, 2009 at 10:49 pm
I meant to say:
“Just for those special moments when you least expect it, Mustard Cart; Never leave home without it”
Do I win?
Jeff
// Aug 19, 2009 at 12:23 am
Heck! “We deliver”
Jeff
// Aug 19, 2009 at 12:26 am
Mustard, Ketchup, a house,,Whatever you want on it!
Jeff
// Aug 19, 2009 at 12:27 am
“If you can’t come to us,,,We’ll come to you.
Jeff
// Aug 19, 2009 at 12:28 am
Ohhhh! I thought you said you wanted the “House Special.”
Jeff
// Aug 19, 2009 at 12:30 am
Are you sure Steve”s plans to build a hot dog cart will pass code? Or did you just measure wrong?
Tim/Get Grilled
// Aug 19, 2009 at 5:49 am
When I said park it anywhere that is not what we meant
Tim/Get Grilled
// Aug 19, 2009 at 5:56 am
I know I said I wanted a new Dog House. But…
Thedogfather
// Aug 19, 2009 at 8:31 am
Ok Steve this is my last and best one,
Honey do you think this house makes my bun look bigger?